Posted 6 hours ago

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

Posted 8 hours ago
georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

just-toby:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

Oh my god http://helpineedhelp.com/horny/

Posted 1 day ago

sweet-bitsy:

acquaintedwithrask:

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

I’M CRYING

THE SECOND ONE THOUGH…………

Posted 1 day ago

nyurt:

theaugustusrex:

vicegrips:

cosmicremix:

extra-vertebrae:

celestialghost:

thisgirlandy:

As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.

I do the Vodka and soda. 

This will never not make me laugh.

Those expressions are brilliant.

The fancy cocktail guy tho

brace yourselves, fanime is coming

i was gonna scroll past this and then i saw the fanime comment

not sure if ready for this

not sure

(Source: hoplophilia)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

natasplund:

thefortmuseum:

Moose the Mountie is available for sale in the Fort Gift Shop and a staff pick!

LOL! oh dear Miranda lol!

that is me… at work. lol.  Yes i had to wear the dress this year.  And i LOVE that moose! he is my till buddy.

Posted 1 day ago

nanihoo:

THANK YOU GOOGLE

Posted 2 days ago

nammiches:

my directors are going through all the fart/burp sound effects they posses and playing them at an obnoxiously loud volume and laughing like 5 year-olds